Q: Do you do pro-bono work? I need a web site but I can't afford to pay.
A: Sure thing. You can work it off. Just come clean my house, do the laundry, cook dinner, mow the lawn, run a bunch of daily errands, and we'll have a deal. If you're still reading this and not laughing, you need to get in touch immediately because I'm not kidding.
Q: Do you seriously wear red high heels to work?
A: Of course. I've found they make a striking ensemble alongside my flannel pajamas and vintage terry cloth robe. (Standard SOHO professional uniform.) I'm not scared of the fashion police.
Q: Can I be a diva too?
A: Maybe. If you think you have skills that would make you a good fit with our team, by all means, get in touch. Red heels aren't compulsory - but a strong work ethic and sense of humor are.
Q: How long will it take you to make my web site?
A: Not long. Not long at all. Look, I'm a woman and that means I'm a torrential multi-tasker. Not only will your site be done very, very quickly, but so will everything else around here.
Q: We have FrontPage on our computers. Why can't someone in our company build our web site? It doesn't look that difficult.
A: Why not indeed. And while you're at it, why don't you also hire a plumber to do brain surgery on your mom? They've got sharp tools and it doesn't look that difficult.
Q: Why don't you have prices listed on your site?
A: No two projects have ever been alike. Web sites are as different and individual as people are. That's why we calculate pricing per-project. It's the only fair way to do this, unless you really want to pay more than the job is worth.
Q: Why in the world did you name your site after divas? It doesn't seem very smart to portray yourselves that way.
A: Got your attention, didn't it? I mean, here you are on page 17 of our site and you're still reading. We get tired of seeing the same cookie-cutter developers' sites. The diva thing is just a fun theme and we all need to have more fun at work.
Q: Shouldn't I hire a web developer in my local area so I can meet with them in person and keep an eye on things?
A: It's 2008.
Q: Doesn't Toby feel weird being the only dude working with a bunch of females?
A: Hmmm... let's see. Center of attention and all-he-can-eat. I think he'll be fine.
Q: Why don't you work on weekends? What if I need something and it's Sunday?
A: Well, why don't you work on weekends?
Q: Will any of you divas go out with me?
A: No. we're just here to work and anyhow - we're all happily married. Toby, however, is an eligible SWM. Do you have a sister?
